The Elder God
has a Younger Dog
who normally sleeps at his feet
but every so often, the
wants to play.
So while there are many legends
about why the Elder God
one that is never mentioned
is that the Elder God wakes laughing
because the Younger Dog
is licking his facial tentacles with an eldritch tongue,
wagging a fluffy-scaled tail,
and dancing on the Elder God’s stomach.
Please, throw the poor Younger Dog
a soul to fetch back.
He’s waited so patiently, after all.