Unwound Cthulhu is tired this year,
Of moisture and blubbery hide.
Unwound Cthulhu has chosen this year
To show a more cuddly side.
Unwound Cthulhu and various friends
Upon toy store shelves will appear:
Dagon and Innesmouth huggable toys,
And Chia-pet tentacled spheres.
The boxes all seem to be slightly askew,
The colors will make your eyes bleed,
But these toys are perfect for children and you
And sanity’s passe, agreed?

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